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I love the people I work with, but I detest the arrogant asshole I work for. He yells at staff in front of patients, micromanages everyone with pedantic literature that contradicts everything he says otherwise, cannot take anyone standing up for themselves, takes vacation days on a whim (which means no one works or gets paid that day), and today I found an add for MY position on craigslist after he got upset because of a manufacturers malfunction of a material. No staff has lasted longer than 1 year at this office. Monday will be a hard day for him with no one to assist his ego.
My fucking job blows. Two fat ass gossiping bitches working downstairs. All they do the whole fucking day is talk smack, not about people outside the office, but the people inside the office and theres only 4 of us here!!...I would seriously like to ram a fuckin lightpole up there fat asses. FUCK PUBLIC ACCOUNTING...WORSE FUCKING JOB IN EXISTANCE!
I hate my fucking job... it sucks!!! gotta fucking stand up the whole fucking day, in that old ass hotel, with those assholes guests... plus the fucking hotel owner hates me, keeps watching me the whole time, one day she came to me, and told me i couldnt chew gum, and the other girl who works with me, was chewing gum, right in front of her, ans she didnt say anything to her... FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Name: Mrs. Ingleton
Location: Who Gives A Fuck!!!
Occupation: Wage Slavery
HELLO I HATE MY WORK & ALL OF THE LOVELY PEOPLE WHO TAKE OUT THEIR DAILY FRUSTRATIONS ON IT’S WONDERFULLY DECORATED WEB PAGES. OUT OF MY DEEPLY ABIDING LOVE FOR THIS WEBSITE, I’D LIKE TO SHARE A LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LIST OF PEOPLE & THINGS, REAL AND FICTIONAL, THAT I’D LIKE TO SEE NAKED BEFORE MY 101ST BIRTHDAY. Deep Breath… OKAY HERE IT GOES.
Max- ¼ NAKED!!!
Sadaam Hussein- NAKED!!!
Dora The Explorer- CLOTTHED…
Dick Cheney- ?????!!!
All 20 Of My Neighbors (Human or Not)- FUCK YES NAKED!!!
My Imaginary Childhood Friend- ½ NAKED!!!
Bernard Madoff- 3 ¼ NAKED!!!
My Shadow- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My X Alligator Friend (Now buried in my backyard)- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
The Pine tree in my front yard- NAKED!!!
My chauvinistic male boss- DISMEMBERED!!!! THEN NAKED!!!
My Dog- SHAVED…(Which is pretty much naked)
My Cat- MORE SHAVED THAN MY DOG!!!!
My Fish- FRIED IN A COOKING PAN THEN IN MY MOUTH!!!!
My Wife’s Vagina- SAME AS MY FISH!!!!
My Vagina- BAKED, SIMMERD TO A CRISP, DELECTABLEY SEASONED THEN IN MY WIFE’S MOUTH!!!!
All of Congress (Democrat, Republican, Independent, or Green)- NAKED IN A PIT FULL OF SNAKES & CARNIVOROUS PENISES!!!
My Preschool Teachers (Male, Female, Human, & Non-human)- ROASTING IN AN OVEN NAKED!!!
My Elementary School’s Principle- DANCING NAKED!!!
My Kindergarten Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 1st Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 2nd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 3rd Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 4th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My 5th Grade Teacher- NAKED!!!
My Middle School’s Necrophiliac Principle- NAKED & DEAD… ON MY FRONT PORCH!!!
My 6th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 7th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My 8th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED…
My High School’s Even More Necrophiliac Principle- NEXT TO ME IN MY GRAVE… NAKED!!!
Donald Duck- NAKED!!!
My 9th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
Mickey Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 10th Grade Teachers- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My 11th Grade Teachers- ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED!!!
Minnie Mouse- CLOTHED…
My 12th Grade Teachers- NAKED!!!
My Freshmen College Professors- CLOTHED… or NAKED!!!
My Sophomore College Professors- CLOTHED, ASSFUCKED THEN NAKED, OR NAKED!!!
My Junior College Professors- JUST PLAIN NAKED (NO CLOTHES OR PREVIOUS ASSFUCKING)
My Senior College Professors- DEAD, NAKED, & ASSFUCKED IN A SHITHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiger Woods- CLOTHED…
You- YES YOU!!! YOU FAT, OR SKINNY, PIECE OF SHIT SITTING AT A COMPUTER WITH NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FREE TIME EXCEPT BITCH AT YOUR BOSS ON THIS WONDERFULLY DECORATED BUT PIQAINTLY VULGAR WEBSITE!!! CLOTHED…& ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I Hate My Work. I’m done; Hope you guys like it!
Oh yea, and if you want to audition for my next list or know somebody else who wants to email me some pictures at email@example.com
Love Mrs. Ingleton
I feel like my job is a windowless, no down time jail with people who have power complexes or fat ass complexes around me. There actually are actually no windows actually. I wish I had the army mans job above .... sweeping leaves.
i been working at my job for less than a week, and i already hate it. WTF. its tiring, its retail. people are rude as shit, i had better fun working fast food back in high school, im paid mimnum wage to put up with this bullshit working all damn day 8 hours, FUCK the bull shit, there a bunch of sadity women, well most of them, i hate it. i really fuckin do. but i refuse to quit
I hate my job! I hate the people I am working with. Lazy, selffish, bitching each others and like to play back stabbing everyday! My manager is completely useless and careless. I work so hard everyday, stay overtime to help others, but i never been appreciated. I always achieved my goals, but the awards always go to that sweet talker, Bitch. Fuck you, fuck those idiots! These words still can not express my hate.
I am right now at one of the most stupid companies in the world!
The bitching is unbelievable. One hint: its a car manufacturer....they suck the soul out of their employees and i fucking hate the workplace and how they scam other companies to make a profit.
Companies like these deserve to burn in hell.
My boss is a stupid cunt that should get shot or strangled, because he abuses people, screams at us and leaves at 5 p.m. even if we have to work until 10 p.m. I hope he gets what he deserves.
SERIOUSLLY I WORKED IN A CALL CENTER AND FUCKIN HATED IT SO AFTER 12 INTERVEIWS I FINALLY GOT A JOB TO B TLD I WILL WORK EVERY FUCKIN SATURDAY .... I AM A FRIDAY GAL U NO LOL. NI IM STUCK WORKIN AT THE WEEKEND N IT FUCKIN SUCKS AND IF IM WORKIN OVER CRIMBO WELL ILL TELL THEM TO SHOVE THERE JOB UP THEIR FUCKIN HOLES
My pay is crap. Fucking leaches take 25% of my paycheck for doing absolutely nothing,but piggyback off my work, and pretend to train me.
FUCK YOU! You treat me like a illegal immigrant, completely expendable. I hope your company goes bankrupt and you get finned to all hell and heavens, for your slave trade business. I want to burn the mother fucking building down with my tax invoice inside.
I have no job security. My boss should not be allowed to run a fucking washing machine let alone be in charge of me. She asks me to do the most rediculous things, she is unorganized and as a result makes me unorganized.
Without me she would be a wreak. She is fucking retarded and does no work, but always seems to be busy. I have three bosses, but spend most of my time with her because she is incapable of running her work smoothly as the other two do.
I love what I do, I just hate working with you.
SO FUCK OFF!